mykingdomforahiddleston:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

# they want him so bad

#and he’s like #oh floor i’d like to understand you

#mom says it’s impolite to look at boobs

#oh my god but they are completely in to him #the one on the left can only hear ‘sexy and I know it’ playing in her head #the one on the right has watched every interview and wonders if he’ll call his mom and tell her when he realizes he’s in love

and the one in the middle had to turn round because he was just too attractive and she couldn’t cope.

He’s just all #Wow this coffee is so extremely hot that it’s burning my hand off #I think I have permanently lost feeling in my left hand